FTAO JL

[IanF]

Well?

Congratulations!

ETA - to remove question mark.

[duncs500]

I've obviously missed this, but I'm trying to think what we might need to congratulate JL for?

Buying a decent car? Unlikely, he's a bike- botherer now.
Having a kid? Err, that would be unexpected.
Getting a job? All I've got!

[JLv3.0]

Oi! Buying a decent car? RS4 and Land Cruiser MF!

[JLv3.0]

Kid. Boy. Thank fuck.

[duncs500]

Eh? I didn't think you had a burd?

[JLv3.0]

I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *

[Rich B]

Get a job you deadbeat!

[IanF]

Too late now Rich!

[duncs500]

I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *

LOL For reals?

[JLv3.0]

Get a job you deadbeat!

Yes that was a potentially interesting conversation with the parents a couple of weeks back :

'hey you know I'm unemployed? Check this! Got my ex up the spout!'

#ChavLife

[JLv3.0]

I don't. I had an ex stay with me * facepalm *

LOL For reals?

Very reals.

[Rich B]

Get a job you deadbeat!

Yes that was a potentially interesting conversation with the parents a couple of weeks back :

'hey you know I'm unemployed? Check this! Got my ex up the spout!'

#ChavLife

GLOL

[JLv3.0]

They saw the funny side after a few Strongbows

[JLv3.0]

Nope - hang on - that was me.

[duncs500]

Well, err congrats? Never too late eh?

I don't believe for a minute it was an accident on one of your parts though. You don't get to your age child free without understanding how contraception works.

ps. It is quite awesome really, sometimes you just need a decision made and then you'll own it because you have to. So I do mean congrats... whether you're pleased about it or not it will be a good thing I reckon.

[Mito Man]

Congrats.

But what a fuck up

[McSwede]

Congrats JL. Great news!

[Mito Man]

Wait does this mean you have to marry the ex as having kids whilst unmarried will lead to castration in Sandland?

[duncs500]

It's actually a stroke of genius. He's now got a son and heir but doesn't have to deal with the sleepless weeknights, just do the fun stuff at the weekends and claim the award as the fun parent.

...I wonder if my wife would be interested in a similar arrangement.

[JLv3.0]

Well, err congrats? Never too late eh?

I don't believe for a minute it was an accident on one of your parts though. You don't get to your age child free without understanding how contraception works.

ps. It is quite awesome really, sometimes you just need a decision made and then you'll own it because you have to. So I do mean congrats... whether you're pleased about it or not it will be a good thing I reckon.

Well - you over-estimate my / our intelligence. I thought I was firing blanks and was quite happy about it! But as you say - all been good since I got on board and I'm very much looking forward to the little bugger showing his face!